Alpha Tips!
It’s time for the some more alpha tips! A lot of people have been asking me what are some good ways to get back at a enemy, or what are some good come backs, so right now I’m going to list some off the top of my head! p.s. girls, you can totally use these with you’re clique if you want, but one important rule about being an Alpha is being two steps ahead, you have to keep things fresh.So get some ideas of what good comebacks are, so when you’re in the middle of a taking down an LBR, you can come up with your own comeback,that relates to your situatuion.If you say one that doesn’t relate to your situation, you might as be labeled LBR. I hope you guys learn from my witty comebacks that I’m about to post, study them, and try to make yours just as good, mkay? It’s one of the obstacles in GLU training you have to pass. When you’re done reading this poat, I want you all to post your own comeback in a comment. It has to be 100% made up by you or it doesn’t count.
Massie Block Comebacks!
Isaac, are you checking my temperature?
Then why are you all up in my butt?
Did I invite you to my party?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
Are we a pair a boobs?
Then stop trying to hang around me
Are you a poor dress maker?
Then why are you ripping off my material?
Are you a toad?
Then why are you acting all horny?
Are you from Africa?
Then why are you in de-nile?!
Are you having a Soccer Finals Flashback?
Because you seem a little desperate to score!
Are you a sales clerk?
Then why are you checking me out?
Do I sell fertalizer?
Then why do you think I give a crap?!
Are you a zit?
Then why are you all covered up?
Are you a towel?
Cause you’re all washed up!
Do you work at American Airlines?
Then why are you checking out our bags?
So, that’s just a few of my comebacks. But like the clothes I wear, I never say the same comeback twice.And neither should you. That’s all for now, don’t forget to leave your comeback in a comment! And remember it has to be made 100% by you! p.s. that picture up there is me and Leesh, being silly, and fabulous(;
I am sooo confused. What is up with the Alicia Rivera Poser Problem (ARPP)Haha,I made it a medical condition. But serously,whoever is pretending to be the winner who won the contest,Your going to be stopped. I know what she has for you in the future…
Hugs and Disses,Maegan
Hey.
People think you’re a poser but I know you’re not because this is the same picture you had when you posted in “Finalist” telling everyone that Massie emailed you and told you that you won. Someone else is posing as you with a different picture.
Hey Kianaroo r u there? its me Leesh
You are NAWT alicia. Please stop pretending. It makes you look like an LBR X 100!
That picture is you and Leesh? She looks old.
These are some great comebacks. I made up my own too. See my worse enemy and I were talking on Yahoo IM. Listen to this.
Me: Whats up?
Emily: Maegan,i know that u and ur group has been talking about me.stop it rite now.
Me: Thats what you get for messing with my group. Remember that Orlando Bloom problem?
Emily: i don’t car _ (Note the cursing,but I will not go into detail,in-o-propreate for this blog)
Me: Yeah of course you don’t. You forgot to make the I,capitial so I guess you don’t care for your self either. Also you forgot the E in care. I guess you care for that old ‘car’(If thats what you call that peice of junk) in your mom’s ghetto front yard.
Emily-Emily Has Signed Off At 4:30
XOXO,Or HDHD(Mostly Hugs,Disses,Hugs,Disses)
Remember,Are you cravin’ Maegan?;)(;
great comebacks massie!
♥♥♥♥’s 4evs
Carter
i’m nawt sure if this one is Very good but,
are you an injured horse?
then why are you so lame
what?
a come back i made up is: are u an ice cube? (No) then why are u frozen?
kk.